What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

I don't like

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?